That Dilbert guy...

Somehow when I started work I inherited a cube that had all these Dilbert comics on it - I'm not talking interior, I'm talking exterior. I don't have a window facing cube either so these comics are right up against the hallway for the whole floor to see. When random people stop to read the comics I can clearly see them because there's this 3 foot long window in my cube wall and they're pretty much staring at me...imagine the awkwardness awesomeness when they look up and I'm giving them some cut eye.

The worst part is every now and again you get some random guy running down the hall, presumably to take a dump or something, and it causes some of the comics to fly off the wall. Then whoever it is feels the need to have to pin them back on the way and apologize to me because he messed up my comics. Then tells me that I must really like Dilbert or something. Thanks.

They are not mine and I couldn't even tell you any other character's name other than Dilbert. I don't know why I don't just take them off, maybe it's because I'm still the new guy and have no real pull yet, but mark my words they'll be gone when probation is over. Muahhaaha.